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Timmy Xu

Timmy Xu is a guy who simps every single girl he loved, and a guy has high tendency of domestic violence at Beijing Keystone Academy.
Timmy Xu is a simp.
by kkkfff111 November 21, 2021
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timmy tot

a grown person that acts like a child when they are drunk.
Person 1: Don't get wasted okay.

Person 2: If I do at least I won't be a timmy tot, I won't cry like a baby or act like an absolute child!
by Penelope25 February 7, 2022
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Timmy Goldfish

Bryce: Timmy Goldfish is in your water bottle
by AARON__BURR April 14, 2022
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Timmy

Origin: How Asian parents flex 2 (or 3 I forgot )
Type: Asian
IQ:9000
Profession: Neurosurgeon
Weakness:Rice
Co-founder of Shang hai corn
Is 9.
“Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons”
Origin: How Asian parents compare you to your cousin
by Totally not false info May 23, 2022
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TommyYin Contractions

1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.

2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.

3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."

"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
by no one 33 September 12, 2022
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timmy2cans

A man (or man child) that screams "BUDDYYYYY" and also is essentially a sentient ATV that commits vehicular homicide. Some call him handsome, others call him insane. If you hear someone scream "hey stupid" in your dreams, run. You're about to feel the power of 150 pounds of pure rubber on your forehead.
Timmy2cans has killed me, oh me oh my i'm retiring from gaming.
by BenJammins October 22, 2022
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Timmysexual

sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to men/boys named Timmy
i'm totally a timmysexual
by tck_15 December 28, 2022
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