thirsty plane 

A euphemism for "penis", specifically used as sexual inuendo.

Person 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there? I'd schlorp his thirsty plane."
Person 2: "For real, he's irresistible."

thirsty plane by SexyBeefStroganoff March 15, 2022

Thirsty Thursdays 

These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.

Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?

Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."

Thirsty Thursdays by Dueyutah June 16, 2007

Thirsty Goosehole 

A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).

Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.

Thirsty Goosehole by truecalling September 7, 2013

thirsty bitch 

a female that is buggin' for a beer

damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night

thirsty bitch by Scott March 29, 2003

Thirsty Thursday 

Thirsty Thursday’s is where every single human being on earth is aloud to be thirsty for sex.

Dam girl it’s thirsty Thursday, go out and get you some dick!

Thirsty Thursday by Samayarose December 18, 2019

thirsty pack 

thirty pack of beers

jeff and randi just went to the store to pick up a thirsty pack

thirsty pack by JEFF BEAM January 9, 2008

Thirsty Elephant 

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.

I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.

Thirsty Elephant by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013