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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Spork

the combination of the joiing of a fork and a spoon.
"They dont have forks and spoons, only sporks."

"OMG Becky! He sporked me last night!"
by K-Faye February 18, 2008
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Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
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Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
Guy: that's some real spork behavior

Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023
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The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
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Spork

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil
by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016
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spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"
by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021
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