sam

Someone who is terrible at madden. Top three worst madden players in the world. Sucks At Madden

little boy you could never beat me at madden you're just a sam.

by sinker of buckets April 7, 2019

sam

sucks at everything including baseball

sam u suck at baseball

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019

sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs

layla loves sam

by chippiebot March 18, 2019

Sam

Probably pulls MAD hoes.

Yeah that sam kid, he pulled three chicks just LAST NIGHT!

by udisjej September 29, 2019

Sam

Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world

"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"

by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019

Sam

Sam could either be a great person, or a jerk.

Wow that sam is a HUNK A HUNKA

Y u bully me

by BENTHEHUMAN October 10, 2019

Sam

A shortened version of "Samantha" used by women who don't take themselves too seriously. Sams are generally high-energy, full of laughs, but are not immediately liked by people who meet them for the first time. They can seem quiet, but have a deeply loving and caring side to them. They can be overly chatty, and often like to gossip, but would apologize profusely if the recipient ever found out what they said. Sams are often athletic, and thus extremely attractive women who have many suitors. They smile wide, but internally worry about what people think of them. A Sam is someone who takes a little bit to get to know, but once you do, they'll never leave your life.

"Oh, Sam - she's such an odd girl but I love her anyway!"

by observer_of_life January 13, 2018