road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015

bitch lamp

A FUCKER

THATS A BITCH LAMP MAN

by PenisFuckYou May 9, 2021

Amber Lamps

OH GOD HES DYING SOMEONE GO GET THE AMBER LAMPS!

OH GOD JEREMY IS HAVING A SEIZURE CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!

by gamer #37352628 March 7, 2019

1D lamp

One of a kind metal lamp built in 2014 by a simple man from New York to honor the boy band One Direction and it's One Direction fandom. The fandom who by the way has the power to make anyone famous. Harry Styles has tweeted about the lamp on Twitter The One Direction Lamp story has featured on People.com ABC TV's Good Morning America BuzzFeed.com Huffpost.com Tumbler.com Me.me IMBD.com

1D lamp Harry styles just tweeted about the One Direction lamp

by A Simple man from New York November 9, 2021

Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017

It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

by mongoes March 20, 2012

Gas lamping

When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”

Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”

by pancakehandler July 10, 2022