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the gongoozler 

The gongoozler is a creature that lives inside the water. you will only encounter it if it is in the night. The gongoozler will mostly not attack you. it will only lurk in the deepest depths of a dark, cold body of water.
hey Ethan, I have an idea for a video.
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler
the gongoozler by lolmountian October 11, 2020
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the great stare 

The Great Stare is what most students do when they wake up on the first day of school. Classified as staring at a wall or other surface , for Atleast 60 seconds, as soon as you wake up on the first day of school.
“School is going to suck this year, I woke up today and had The Great Stare”

best teeth in the game 

Anthony Fantano, "The Internet's Busiest Music Nerd".
Melon has the best teeth in the game.

fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.
Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

I'm gonna send you all the GIFs 

Something you say when you really love someone and you're about to spam them with your signature affectionate GIFs.
Riaberri: Laughter is the wine of the brain!

Joshyberri: 🤣I love you, I'm gonna send you all the GIFs

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?