fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

Schindler's Fist

This needs to happen when your female partner is on her period so once you begin to fist her the blood rolls down your arm, resembling the red colour shown in Schindler's List.

i enjoy the schindler's fist on chicks on the blob

by sgt_2008 February 9, 2009

Boulder Fisting

The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.

David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!

by Magnumus Dongus December 9, 2015

Foot fist

When the male in a sexual relationship puts up toes in to the females vagina instead of is fingers, for it to be a true foot fist it must fit atleast the big toe and any other.

Me and mark were shagging like fuck last night and he foot fisted me

by Maniw July 21, 2017

sludge fist

One who comes home from work with black hands, full of oil/grease almost to mid forearm and no matter how many times they wash their hands they stay grey/oilly.

Add being a father and coming home to the kids..

"daddy sluge fist"

"hey sludge fist" -to a mechanic

by SamanthaJayne June 27, 2007

Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011

limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.

Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.

by Kobayagi September 9, 2007