Public figure

How can you be a public figure on a private space?

Hym "If you are a 'public figure' then you occupy a PUBLIC space and if it's a public space I have a right to occupy it as well. You don't give a fuck about the rights of corporations... Except for the corporations that allow you to sit on your ass and work 2 fucking hours a day while mocking me and allowing the people you claim to hate to profit off of something that doesn't belong to them."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Go figure

Go figure

Random Person: Go figure!

by Ilovehotjuicybenis November 29, 2023

father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 4, 2022

Sofia Figure Skates

Sofia is an enchanting woman characterized by her striking beauty, intellectual prowess, captivating allure, and exceptional skill on the ice. Her commitment to perfectionism shines through in every aspect of her life, making her a truly remarkable and multifaceted individual.

Sofia: Sofia Figure Skates is my pookie bear.

by Joesph Chadson November 13, 2023

Figure

The blind doors monster that looks like a Demogorgon from the Stranger Things but with a a circle head instead of a flower. This monster has very good hearing and it's mouth glows like the Minecraft warden whenever it hears something

Doors player: how did you even die on door 50 in doors.
The guy who died: figure killed me!

by A random definition maker November 26, 2022

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

inaction figure

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018