An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
Get the Ferret Dunnmug. Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
Get the Text Ferretmug. a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline
by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023
Get the ferret-blastermug. A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate June 4, 2018
Get the Fairhaven ferretsmug. An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.
"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.
by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022
Get the Ferretmug. by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006
Get the ferret monkusmug.