Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012

baby corpse

Is a heartless person who somehow makes friends that care about them, and has usually one 4liferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. He has a very deep voice but is only 5

4lifer: good morning bebe corpse
baby corpse: morning, sup

by 347758 June 26, 2021

Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

corpse teeth

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.

TIme to go brush those wine stains off, I have corpse teeth.

by StephJamz February 18, 2015

Corpseing

The transitional period between being alive and being a corpse

"Oh, he's corpseing"

by Corspseter August 6, 2022

Corpse Account

Corpse Accounts are when you sign up for an account to join a group and never log back in.

"all these corpse accounts are flooding the fucking discord"

by gilipfilip August 7, 2022

corpse flower

The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.

Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."

by Chinook299 January 18, 2024