CD

nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana

cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag

by apx_swishy January 6, 2022

CD or Compact Disk

A method of tricking a person into a deez nuts joke.

You: Hey dude, have you used a CD or compact Disk?

Friend: Do you mean the music kinda CD?

You: CD EEZ NUTS B###H

by mr deez nuts January 19, 2022

CD

Cooldown

The cooldown (cd) in games

by Llusty April 1, 2022

cds and tapes

cds and tapes

cds and tapes
CDS NUTS TAPED TO YOUR FACE

by my tiktok is .st3g0s4urus September 21, 2021

Imagine Dragon CD

The newest cringe “got you” type of question for when you have nothing interesting to tell your “friends.”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”

- Have you heard Imagine Dragon’s new CD?

- No

- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face

by DaBestIvo March 3, 2022

cd coaster

when a cd-r fails to burn for whatever reason making the disc completely useless and about as usable as a beverage coaster.

john burned a cd-r and it failed burning so he used it as a cd coaster for his pepsi.

by kieralovedanny October 17, 2025

Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.

“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025