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Get the Boston Heeler mug.While the woman is menstrating you fuck with a condom on. When finished you remove the condom, while holding by the tip you slap her in the face with it while yelling "wicked wind today!!"
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Get the Boston Windsock mug.The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.
"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."
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Get the The Boston Citizen mug.The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
I'll never eat that Boston muff again.
I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
by Joe cool on steroidz June 22, 2016
Get the Boston Muff mug.When a Caucasian male is beneath an African American woman, the man will proceed to coat his manly seed all over the lumen her rectum, allowing a bit of the discharge to spill out. This result will closely resemble the Dunkin Donuts delicacy, the Boston Cream Doughnut. This may result in poop noodles, which can be used as a garnish.
Oh man, Robby made me a Boston Cream last night. It looked so good, I wanted to to eat it! Too bad I can't reach my ass with my mouth. poop noodle chocolate ass chocolate cream
by SigFire13 October 7, 2016
Get the Boston Cream mug.In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 15, 2023
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