A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.
After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'
by troylegarcon October 24, 2011
Get the status-djmug. When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.
Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
by Circusbrain July 21, 2014
Get the status baitingmug. A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'
A Status Tard shares their wisdom.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011
Get the Status Tardmug. A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
Get the hammock statusmug. Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?
Guy 2: No man what's up?
Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
Guy 2: No man what's up?
Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
by dorktron March 15, 2011
Get the Decepticon Statusmug. by Balexys February 28, 2015
Get the purge statusmug. One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.
Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
by SSang October 25, 2014
Get the status posermug.