Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

bunny sniper

Somebody that jumps around alot to avoid getting shot.

The fuckin noob was jumping around like a bunny sniper

but I tagged him in the head anyway

by Horza 963 May 8, 2016

Sniper Shot

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.

Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p

by I’m no Gimpton July 4, 2020

dick sniper

Dick sniper is a person who looks at the dick's of other people thru their shorts or pants.

I can't take Veronica ANYWHERE she is such a dick sniper

by BigL830 August 22, 2017

Penis sniper

When u shoot ur sperm from 8ft across the room into ur partners mouth

I just used my penis sniper on my girl

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Maddington Sniper

When one person poops into someone else's butt hole with great precision.

Hey Remis, when was the last time Neil gave you a Maddington Sniper?
Must of felt delightful having a buttfull of man poop

by Noble semen March 16, 2017

russian sniper

When your banging a chick from behind and you pull out at the last second and spit on her back. Then when she turns around you bust your nut in her eye.

I really wanted some pussy but that bitch was talking during Entourage so I had to break out the russian sniper

by Daddy34f July 17, 2006