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Zoom Roulette

When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".
"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
by GhostofPayton March 3, 2021
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Laxative Roulette

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.
Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game
Guy 1:” Sounds good
by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 28, 2020
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Desert Roulette

When someone offers you a handful of mystery drugs and you ingest them without questioning or testing them.
My girlfriend and I played desert roulette at the party last weekend. Ended up 6 miles away and without shoes.
by Microwaved memer January 16, 2020
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Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017
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Swimmers Roulette

When multiple men ejaculate inside a woman, and whoever gets her pregnant has to pay child support.
“Kelly has had lots of guys play swimmers roulette with her lately
by Istura57 December 31, 2021
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Baby Roulette

When multiple men get together and ejaculate in a cup, mix it up, and pour it in an ovulating females womb.

Normally played as a sexual party game.
We got together the other day for a ol' fashion game of Baby Roulette
by bitkizzy January 12, 2019
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Maury Roulette

A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)
Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"

You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
by ssh0ney September 1, 2012
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