Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

rainy picnic

We grew up being told we were special and thinking we could be anything we wanted. Rainy Picnic is what was supposed to be an amazing plan on which you put so many expectations and motivation and for some reason -that has or not anything to do with you- turns out to be a total fiasco. Just like life.

- I love you.
- Thank you.
- I mean it, I love you so much.
- Thank you very much.

... my life is so Rainy Picnic :(

by alexphil August 31, 2018

A cunt's picnic

A gathering of cunts.

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023

Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people

"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"

by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022

Derbyshire Picnic

A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules.

Liquid verion of a substantial meal.

Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...

by rouleur66 January 8, 2021

Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding

Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!

by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010

Picnic Basket

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult

"you fricken picnic basket😡"

by Mewchz January 17, 2023