Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!
by Honeydog November 04, 2014
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UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

IT MEANS DAT UR MUMMY HAS DA BIGGER ASS
STOP SEXING WITH UR MUMMYS BIG ASS
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Mummy nu pass

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
by Likhakha December 26, 2019
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Missus Mummy

A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......

Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.
Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.
by ValdoDaSnail Official January 04, 2025
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rock mummy

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).
"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."
by Pastymage January 30, 2009
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fairy mummies

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
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by dnddemigod January 14, 2015
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