Hedgehog

A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.

My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.

by cacticards January 6, 2015

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Shadow the Hedgehog

A bitch-ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife

“I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!”

by Not_eggman September 13, 2023

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hedgehog head

A person with a messy combover.

Alright hedgehog head how u doing?

by earnsc September 19, 2016

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Hedgehog

When a man positions his ass over a females face in a crouching position - resembling a hedgehog.

The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.

Justin hedgehogs women to test their boundaries.

by SkdjdjdjeAll May 21, 2022

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