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Angle Gamer

Girls on facebook that have the perfect Angle Game down. Their default pictures make them look like a ten. Maybe that perfect photoshopped picture making them look like a playmate.

Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.

Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.

2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.

3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.

4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Kaczman: Dude I cant believe you had Kristen come up to your shop.
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
by Kacz October 18, 2012
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Gamer face

The look of intense concentration often occuring on the face of someone focusing completely on playing a videogame, most regularly a first person shooter.
"He can't hear you. Check out his gamer face."
by Martin Kufahl August 4, 2007
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Gamer's rage

When a gamer gets intensely angry over a video game.
*playing a video game*
Angry gamer:
"FUCK MAN! THAT'S LIKE THE MILLIONTH TIME I'VE DIED! WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO BEAT THIS GODDAMN LEVEL?!"
Friend: "Calm down, man. It's only been like 2 minutes and you're already freaking out. It looks like you've got a bad case of Gamer's rage."
by heated gamer August 20, 2013
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gamer tourette's

The syndrome that causes you to outlet a stream of obscenities
every time you get Pwn'd.
*Fragdor killed you*
AWWWWWW HORSE SH**!!!!!!
WHAT THE FU**!!!
Sorry guys, my gamer tourette's is acting up.
by okugisama February 26, 2008
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Gamer bridge

The place in PUBG where the youtuber PewDiePie said the N-word.
I'm glad PewDiePie didn't get cancelled after the Gamer bridge incident.
by S3B5 October 26, 2020
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Gamer Momentum

Gamer Momentum
Gamer Momentum is when gamer moment isn's enough to describe this epic moment that's when we use gamer momentum
Friend1: Bro I I have over 1k hours on Minecraft
Friend2: Now that's a epic gamer momentum
by Cheff&Szy July 21, 2019
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The Gamer Boii

The Gamer Boii is a very fun and outgoing guy. He is a Roblox video producer and live-streamer on YouTube, and he is (at the time of writing this) 1,000 subscribers. He is known for his cringy dabbing and his awesome streaming skills. He also is a GFX Designer! Go subscribe to him!
by TheGamerBoii December 22, 2018
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