Calvin Koonter

Stinky kid except he’s an adult

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Calvin

Shannon’s brother Calvin is a Dickhead

Calvin is a dickhead

by Calvins sister Shannon June 7, 2020

Calvin

A Fat Flying Cow Known as a Wabin

A Calvin is coming!1

by WaBinCowflies December 18, 2018

Calvin

Calvin is a very orange man, he gets salty when called orange and usually is freckled. I have a big Succulent relationship with calvin and a juicy future ahead. He also beat ninja 3 times and can change his hair color

Calvin is orange.

by Rammit Imma Ash August 3, 2020

Calvin Chen

The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.

Aww fuck Your such a Calvin Chen

by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010

Calvin

Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women

Bro Calvin your ready for the world

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 23, 2019

Calvin

His hands are small, just like his....

"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"

by emilydikinson January 12, 2024