The act of fattening prey for the benefit of oneself.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Eg; Within the ancient tale that posesses the name of "Hansel and Gretel", one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020
Get the bufferingmug. Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
by olijj February 7, 2022
Get the Shit-Buffermug. A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.
While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 3, 2021
Get the Buffermug. Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.
by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015
Get the Layoff Buffermug. by PointTH June 17, 2017
Get the love buffermug. by Juicy Duicy February 1, 2021
Get the Bufferingmug. Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.
Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.
by KillerSkorpion May 15, 2014
Get the buffer activitymug.