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by Clover_Soot January 29, 2021
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alex: unfortunately i cannot take my tractor as a date to prom but i can get there in it and that's close enough for me.
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Get the Alex mug.A man who is not afraid to boast about anything he’s accomplished. Athletically gifted. He will be somewhat awkward to talk to in the beginning but you will start to get a liking of him. His humor Is bad but it won’t fail to make you laugh. Somewhat shy to ask girls out. He is a very hard working person when it comes to labor. Very intelligent with cars. Very loveable and is also somewhat desperate for a girlfriend. His greatest fear is loneliness and will do anything to keep loved ones and friends close, but if you disrespect him and continue to, don’t bother apologizing because you’ll be out of his life like THAT. If someone breaks up with him and they go off on him, he will forgive them and apologize for everything. He will take the blame. And after that, they will come back as friends. He also is shown to have a dark past and hides depression with his stone face. He rarely shows his sad side, but his anger is shown to be very sensitive. If he is mad he isn’t afraid to show it. He knows how to love and he will spoil any girl he takes interest in. But some girls don’t realize when they leave an Alex, they won’t be able to get back with him until they realize what they’ve done. He also isn’t into alcohol or drugs, which is why people don’t invite him to parties. Alex is someone you need to understand, but the only way to understand him is to become a very close friend. And if you want a relationship with him, make sure you realize how much he will do to keep you in his life
Hey, you know Alex?
Ummm...... you mean the absolute plug?
Yeah, if you fuck with him, make sure you got backup
Nah he’s a pansy
“What did you say?”
I said you’re a pa-
*gets the shit kicked out of them*
Alright alright
Ummm...... you mean the absolute plug?
Yeah, if you fuck with him, make sure you got backup
Nah he’s a pansy
“What did you say?”
I said you’re a pa-
*gets the shit kicked out of them*
Alright alright
by Woken up to reality early January 6, 2020
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