phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.

Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata

by the lobe January 3, 2005

sitting on CHROME

Having a Gun under the seat of your car.

Dont trip ese... Im sitting on chrome. If these putos trip ill blast them.

by cantinflas August 18, 2009

Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

by The Man Who Does Not Stand June 5, 2010

Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010

Sit of death

When you sit down to take a shit and you forget you dont have toilet paper, thus resulting in nasty ass the rest of the day.

Dude, i took the sit of death yesterday.
Dude, get the fuck outta here.

by Jstock420 September 29, 2010

Zaap Sitting

To be on a game, but not actually doing anything.

Originally from the French MMORPG Dofus where Zaaps are a location in game.

Person 1: You ever actually do anything in game?

Person 2: Nah, I'm too busy zaap sitting.

by SecondMan August 1, 2011

Sex Sit

To mind a couple's child for them whilst they use the time to have highly pleasurable intercourse.. child free! Particularly useful during new born stage when free time is limited.

Hey john, are you free to sex sit this friday, Randy and i need bang.

by K2DaC September 29, 2017