ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
by droit84 January 31, 2007
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ill papa

mc 1: yo man me ill papa been givin me trouble all day, my undies be pinchin it!

mc 2: dat is not nearly as bad asme, i got da itchy scrot!
by kristov December 13, 2006
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Terminal Illness

1. When you are sick at the airport.

2. Getting sick from eating airplane food.
Hey, I'm gonna hit the head on the way to baggage claim. I think the chicken they served us gave me a real bad terminal illness.

I don't know if I can get on the plane yet, I'm starting to feel some terminal illness.
by DreyMan November 13, 2010
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Mental illness

Mental illness refers to a wide range of mental health conditions — disorders that affect your mood, thinking and behavior. Aka A Gianna; as most people refer to it as.
-Gianna has a mental disorder but that doesn't mean she's crazy!
- she has thinking problems so she went to the doctor, they told her that she has a mental illness.
-he talks to a person he claims that, "only he can see, and hear," his mental illness is schizophrenia.
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Ill Nana

Person 1: My NaNa is so awesome she's like The Ill NaNa!
Person 2: Yeah, the Illest fo sho.
by Trizza September 15, 2009
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iLL-LEGAL

A dope fuckin record label based in So Cal.
Yo, you hear that new iLL-LEGAL artist? That shit is sick.
by Kickflpp84 April 16, 2009
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Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012
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