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Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
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Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.
- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.
by ramer561 September 1, 2025
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Thanksgiving dump

The dump you take the morning after Thanksgiving, usually a heavy bowel movement made up of alot of meat and other food items following a thanksgiving dinner. Not as bad as a liquor poo, but still an experience either way. Sometimes it might require two trips to the washroom. Usually a firm and solid shit, you do run the risk of clogging the toilet due to the heavy amount of meat and casserole.
Hey John are you alright !?

John; yeah I am fine, just took a Thanksgiving dump!
by Anton H October 13, 2025
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Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.
Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.
by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025
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thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
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Thanksgiving High-Five

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!
by BangalangMan January 30, 2025
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