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Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
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Thanksgiving

A day the Indians dont call You'rewelcomesgiving.
The Indians have a name more like Fuck this shit they're still here after hundreds of years day for Thanksgiving.
by Solid Mantis June 5, 2020
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Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.
- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.
by ramer561 September 1, 2025
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Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.
by MC Busta October 7, 2016
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Thanksgiving dump

The dump you take the morning after Thanksgiving, usually a heavy bowel movement made up of alot of meat and other food items following a thanksgiving dinner. Not as bad as a liquor poo, but still an experience either way. Sometimes it might require two trips to the washroom. Usually a firm and solid shit, you do run the risk of clogging the toilet due to the heavy amount of meat and casserole.
Hey John are you alright !?

John; yeah I am fine, just took a Thanksgiving dump!
by Anton H October 13, 2025
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Thanksgiving Dinner

When you give her the Gobble Gobble, followed by a Dutch Oven, and finally give her your Gravy.
We stepped away from the table and had our own Thanksgiving Dinner
by OrangeTart November 25, 2020
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Thanksgiving

A holiday that is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November
Traditional Thanksgiving foods include stuffing, turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, gravy, and mashed potatoes.
by bluestinger66 December 1, 2022
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