the term

something my friend told me to look up but nothing came up

geester: LOOK UP THE TERM ON URBAN DICTIONARY

by asp3ntree February 28, 2022

Short term fun

What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.

Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun

by Johnnaykikass April 10, 2024

Pulling a Term

When you call out cheats for no reason at all.

Term: OMFG HE JUST FLEW THROUGH THE WALL FUCKKK HACKERS
Anyone: omg stop pulling a term

by Naxxxxy July 27, 2017

long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!

Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.

Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!

by QuacksO February 3, 2023