tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

Tequila

A discord server with a whole bunch of e faggots

Do NOT join tequila on discord

by FuckTequilaDiscord August 4, 2023

Tequila

Just one wiff can send the girls wild! Oh I hard 4 margs? I’ll get my kit off later if I stay on the devils poison

Amy; stop drinking daiquiris else you’ll get naked

Chantelle: born for it babe, I love tequila

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker

Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila

A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.

Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.

by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022