A southern specialty derived from the famed Alabama Hotpocket, traditionally performed only on special occasions. Start out by defacating into the vagina as you would with the afore-mentioned maneuver. But you don't stop there, for you love this woman and want her to know it. Next you proceed to make love to her aromatic meatwallet while making sure to ejaculate inside, creating the delicious cream filling. Quickly pull out and ease it into her ass as a close friend of hers proceeds to lick your tasty creation out of her.
I was planning on giving her the good ol' Alabama Hotpocket, but it was Christmas Eve and that thick friend of hers was in town so I rolled the dice and went for the Tennessee Eclair. Turned out to be a great night.
by Mike the meat. April 5, 2009
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Dude, that Tennessee comet tried like hell to bang that toothless girl, but struck out. He left the building so fast you would have thought he stole something.
by swampydawg January 24, 2013
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A game played by 3 dudes, a "Tennessee TV Dinner" is when the 1st man shits on the 2nd mans chest and draws cartoons, i.e. Spongebob Squarepants, in fecal matter. The 3rd man has to correctly guess the cartoon or he is sodomized by the other 2 men before his turn as the human canvas. If not he takes his turn as the artist.
Dude, Doug smells so bad! I heard he came in last in a game of Tennessee TV Dinner with his dorm-mates.
by Mr.Sanduski December 8, 2014
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Get the Tennessee tuxedo mug.She had a mouth full of moonshine than Warren blasted cum in Katrina mouth as she swallow. She than asked how did you enjoy your Tennessee Blowjob..
by I'm A BIg Freak October 27, 2011
Get the Tennessee Blowjob mug.8 men(Tennessee borders 8 states) jizz on a ham steak while listening to Wheeler Walker Junior. Then proceed to cunt fuck one lady with the cum covered ham steak. The climax of this move is the lady eats the cum covered ham steak.
by Bangin Bart November 8, 2020
Get the Tennessee Ham Steak mug.not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.
"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving Aunt Sue a Tennessee T-shirt."
by Big Priddy May 6, 2008
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