tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days

"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"

by hugh mungus 69696969 April 26, 2018

TENDER

Scared , emotional, acting female like, in you feelings , not Manning up

Dawg man up, you always actin all tender.

by Big Oc Diesel January 26, 2017

Tender

If you are referred to as “Tender” that means your worst than a simp you a lame ah person

Look at Joseph holding Josephine’s bag and lunch for her he a tender ah nigga

by @yungtytpc April 1, 2022

Tard tender

A person who cares for people with special needs

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county

by Steinbrenda January 10, 2022

cat tenders

a skinny cat

my cat tenders ate themselves

by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla October 2, 2015

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017