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Hungarian Technique

The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.
Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol' neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.
by Parellas August 29, 2023
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The Bendaj Technique

When confronted by disagreeable or annoying people, simply snub them and don't give a shit.
"Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."

"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"
by james82192 September 20, 2023
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Cursed Technique

The main power system of the manga/anime Jujutsu Kaisen
Cursed Technique's are abilities that are from a person's cursed energy.

Types: Innate technique, barrie technique, Shikigami, domain expansion, and more
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 27, 2023
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THAT Technique

A power or ability previously unmentioned by any character at any time in any way that suddenly makes itself known in a time of great need.
"Oh no, this foe is too powerful," thought protagonist as he lay panting on the ground. "If I want to win, I'm going to have to use... THAT technique."
by Anon Amys October 17, 2019
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Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.
by Healthy alex July 12, 2022
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pillow technique

Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.
For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.
by SithKabob April 25, 2022
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Illegal Building Technique

When You Build Legos The Wrong Way And The Cops Get Called On You.
Me. Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I Am So Screwed

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!
by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022
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