tuna juice teabag

When you dip your scrotum into tuna juice, then let cats lick it off.

Dude, my friend Meghan wouldn't come over so I had to settle for a tuna juice teabag!

by Pattypan666 April 23, 2018

Teabag

To dip someones balls on a another person's face, usually when their sleeping.

I teabagged strelok after he passed out last night. What a hermit!

by Magnester January 30, 2009

English teabags

Testicles

Dude, I got kicked in my English teabags!

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

Lesbian Teabagging

When you take your girlfriends' tampon out with your teeth during oral sex

Baby, you can go down there but I'm on the rag and NOT in the mood for lesbian Teabagging tonight.

by Jancy05 January 13, 2011

teabag

v. to dip your nuts in someone's face or perferably mouth

i teabagged reggie's face down in corpus

by buiman May 10, 2005

Teabag

Dropping someones nuts into someones mouth.

You just got teabagged.

by Sias February 9, 2005

teabagging

An act, usually performed by a male, characterized by the placement of one's scrotum into the mouth of another. Originally coined by angry American colonists who, in response to the unforgiving Tea Act of 1773, retaliated by boarding British ships in the Boston Harbor dressed as Native Americans (see Indians) and proceeded to dip their scrotums into the mouths of British seamen. Because this embarrassing act resembled the brewing of tea and was coupled with the British fondness for fine tea, colonists began to name this act "teabagging."

By the late nineteenth century, hostilities with Great Britain had diminished in America. Since the founding of America, teabagging has remained a strong humiliation and has only grown more popular. At the Geneva Convention of 1949, British diplomats appealed to change the name of this event from "The Boston Teabag Party" to "The Boston Tea Party," removing all negative associations to the now pariah act of teabagging.

Navajo Chief: We accept your peace offering, Washington. In return, the spirits will grant you a swift victory over the British. We will now demonstrate the ancient technique of teabagging.
George Washington: Astounding teabagging, gentlemen. The Redcoats will surely repeal these taxes on our tea!

by James Declanio March 20, 2010