Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011

laffy taffy

On YouTube, in the video The Juggernaut, Bitch! It is what the character "Ketchup's" costume is made of.

"Look at me, I'm made out of Laffy Taffy, mutherfucka."

by KGBostonMA January 10, 2008

taff cunt

A person of Welsh origin. Similar to a lime cunt, but a taff one.

Fuck off you hippy looking taff cunt.

by Badger Baiter March 26, 2009

Taffie

A Unicorn. A Beauty of desire that is unattainable. Complicated and intriguing.

I hope to have the perfect Taffie someday.

by sands in the hour glass May 12, 2010

toffer

A stupid aristocratic person (combination of toff + tosser).

That David Cameron is such a toffer. No wonder he became leader of the Tory Party.

by Aliszka February 15, 2009

Taffernoon

An afternoon spent watching a marathon of Jon Taffer scream at sleazy dive bar staffs on Bar Rescue.

We were supposed to go to the beach, but we discovered the Bar Rescue channel on Pluto TV and ended up having a Taffernoon.

by (BP) August 1, 2021

toffeechips

An amazing person to know and to love. Self proclaimed musical genius.

Lover of Tubgirl and a few sheep

Toffeechips and I were watching Rock and Roll Jeopardy the other day. That guy is like a regular Encyclopedia full of musical knowledge.

by toffeechips September 28, 2004