Tired 'As Fuck'.
He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF
by 123whopding February 28, 2016
Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 02, 2019
A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.
Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.
by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023
by Brave Dave C November 26, 2015
"sleepy tires" - noun/ adj/ reference 1.ones tiredness coming over themselves 2.the tiredness 'rolling' in such as tires roll 3.degree of measuring tiredness, doziness, grogginess ©MacJan,2011
by Macjan October 10, 2011
A state of being, unprecedented laziness.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
by MotherSally June 28, 2017
A unique form of tiredness which replaces being hungover in select individuals; The superhuman ability to become intoxicated multiple nights in a row but never suffer the ill effects of a hangover thr following day.
"Wow. What a night. We drank like we did 20 years ago in college. I am soooooo hungover. How do you feel?"
"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."
by Gympy January 23, 2021