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The Pirate Move 

ur fucking ur hoe, when u spit on her back.
So she thinks ur done then u cum in her eye
then u kick her in the shin, Aaragh
Clap, Clap Ouch, Aarragh, The Pirate Move
The Pirate Move by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

The Kirby Move 

A move that a female may perform on the male penis where she inhales it in a great length to time ratio, much like the video game character, Kirby, would do, resulting in great ejaculation for the male.
Guy 1: Yo, bro, did you smash last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, bro. She did the Kirby Move, it was crazy.

the pancake move 

When a cat flattens itself belly down on the floor
Spanky will do the pancake move on the tile floor to cool herself down on a hot day.

The Agarthan Move

To secure a better tomorrow; In truth, interdimensional traveling with the fate of the multiverse in hands as well as reaching peace to reset the universe
Defined as: “Oh my god, I think Ricardo is gonna do “The Agarthan Move”!”

move the squishmellows 

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.
"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

Move the brown couch to the basement 

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."