Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.

The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.

by theking666 June 16, 2010

Moose Potato

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.

Dude, who cooked a moose potato?

by Ricer slicer March 15, 2010

Moose-nut

A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.

I love you my little moose-nut!

by racklecat March 23, 2021

moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.

Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."

by kikispeedster May 22, 2010

man moose

man moose is ( sperm )

i couldn't hold it any longer...... she was going to get a shot of man moose in her hair!

by diamond dave 1964 December 22, 2007

Who's the Moose?

When railing a cum dumpster from behind while an accomplice romantically fucks her mouth, begin rhythmically chanting "WHO'S THE MOOSE?!" while butting heads repeatedly above aforementioned skank until a member is unable to continue. The winner is deemed the Nemeth or King Moose.

After a heavy night of drinking Jon and Kyle engaged in ploughing a troll. Then commenced the game of WHO'S THE MOOSE?! After several concussive blasts Jon woozily staggered into a wall and collapsed. Kyle was then crowned Nemeth, the King Moose.

by J.K. Monjora August 9, 2010

startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.

Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.

by hotdogthief February 19, 2008