KEVIN

A fat piece of sh*t who eats plays fortnite and breaks their monitor if they die.

Thats a fricking Kevin moment

by PEEEPEEPOOOPOOO June 12, 2020

Kevin

Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports

“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah”

by bigdickguy69420 November 21, 2018

kevin

a dick man, who is usually metisse. They are often born on April 3. Kevin tends to be a trust worthy lover but shit in bed. Kevin tends to attempt at being a leader but often fails. Kevin has a type of non judging personality and is really good at sports. He is very ambitions. But always ends up alone.

Bruh, you really good at soccer you must be kevin

by Joshuapeter45 October 5, 2017

Kevin

A gay hillbilly with blond eyebrows

Don’t be a Kevin come on dude

by Sam nidel February 13, 2018

Kevin

A bitch

Quit being a Kevin

by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

Kevin

A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.

That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!

by kevando June 20, 2009