status-dj

A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.

After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'

by troylegarcon October 24, 2011

status baiting

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.

Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.

by Circusbrain July 21, 2014

hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.

Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...

by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010

Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

Marti Status

Getting drunk

Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed

by scammer greens April 27, 2021

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012