Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019
Get the Hit the polesmug. The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
Get the Pole Bouncingmug. by batman1998353 May 12, 2015
Get the pole fuckermug. When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
Get the Pole Beansmug. The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.
by Boomer3we May 27, 2016
Get the hoetem polemug. by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009
Get the colon-polingmug. Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.
A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!
B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!
B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!
by bobbuttons September 3, 2012
Get the Dick Polemug.