I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit
by 4 Hinklestein April 01, 2021
A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
by MecaChar February 02, 2021
n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.
Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
by macstavern August 26, 2009
Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011
by Megan Bartow August 10, 2005
Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.
by mecaro October 17, 2005
by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008