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andrew

ugly stupid asshole dickface who tends to think hes really sick by wheeling all the niners. everybody hates him but he thinks everyone loves him. it takes alot for an andrew to fall for a girl but he becomes really jelous and tends to lie and make things up to get over girls. andrew is also a phsyco drug addict who sells drugs in alleys and and will rip you off because he's a selfish little bitch. an andrew is a freak who at first you may think oh hey he's a really cool guy... but when you get to know him you're like aw fuck this kids fucked in the head, gottaa get away. basically, if you meet an andrew just try to avoid him and if you're friends with an andrew, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
niner 1: omg i totally just met this guy named andrew!
niner 2: holy shit, i was there once. those andrews are crazy phsyco mother f*cker bitches! get out while you can!
niner 1: wow that would explain why he ended the date early so he could make a drug deal in the alley!
by annoyedbitches September 11, 2011
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Andrew

Andrew is a dick. He is the ruddest kid. He will hve a crush on you once in your life and then when you get older and "Prettier" he will pretend you the grosses kid ever. He doesn't care if he hurts anyone. He is an ass.
"Oh great it's Andrew, let's go I'm not gonna deal with no crap today."
by Tayo13 July 2, 2014
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Andrewitis

A disease contracted to those who have sex with Andrew. Common side effects are: psychosis, prolonged attachment and also your booty gets bigger somehow. Possibly leads to CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl you're pretty psycho, do you have andrewitis?
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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Andrew

A stupid Jewish Man, who survived the Gas
Hey, did you hear? Andrew Survived the Gas

No Way!
by FAT COCK CAYDEN November 23, 2019
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Andrew

Andrew, he's the type of person who'll take a shit and wipe it with there hand. And put milk in their tea before the water.
Andrew your wierd
by anonymous October 8, 2020
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Andrew

A guy who has the back of a head that feels like a peanut. Has Scoliosis when he does planks. But he’s a good boy.
Aye Andrew lemme grip that head
by Peanut legal May 26, 2021
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Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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