Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.

Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"

by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010

alaskan pipeline

taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...

gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer

hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...

gary- dont be like that babe

hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...

gary- hell yeah

hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me

gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch

hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself

by FX has the movies July 22, 2009

Alaskan Sledracing

A line of 4 or more guys buttfucking eachother while one guy stands of to the side ejaculating on them with a fan blowing to cause a blizzard.

"I'm so exhausted from Alaskan Sledracing last night"

by Ilikevaginalikeseriouslyalot July 18, 2011

Alaskan Biplane

When two very hairy men with small penises put both penises in a large condom together and have regular sex

Two men, One women, One large condom, and balls touching is all that is need for a Alaskan Biplane

by The Last Stand 27 March 4, 2012

alaskan chopsticks

that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping

the only reason ur are pregnant is from the alaskan chopsticks i gave you

by kevin chunk May 12, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.

Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline.

Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up! When did you do her?

Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass!

by I Fiend Cack June 1, 2009

Alaskan Baboon

Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.

She wanted to do a Dirty Sanchez, but I recommended the Alaskan Baboon. She was all over that.

by Frooch January 9, 2008