Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?

by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

Tear Drop

1. Water from the eye

2. A sexual act where a male ejaculates into the eye of a female giving off a tear drop effect.

1. I cried tear drops last night

2. I was getting head from my girlfriend and then out of nowhere I tear dropped the wench.

by GreenSteez January 30, 2004

tear ass

1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.

(Syn. "rip ass")

1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?

2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.

by Mr. Filbert October 9, 2008

Rittenhouse Tears

Fake tears meant to evoke sympathy for the unsympathetic, often in a courtroom setting.

Kim Potter's Rittenhouse Tears fooled no one, and she was convicted of all charges

by DavidMacLuna December 23, 2021

tear up

to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.

Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.

by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008

Vaginal tear

The act of ejaculating in a vagina, and after you take your penis out, semen leaks out, making a tear

Man I just banged the hell out of that girl and gave her the biggest vaginal tear...

by Havoline April 17, 2009

Tear-Partier

Politically-challenged right-winger who can't and won't accept the outcome of the '08 presidential election. Heavily influenced by right-wing talk-show hosts, they believe the end is near for America, unless they sweep far-right politicians into office. Tear-partiers usually vacillate between lung-swelling patriotism and abject despair, often in the same sentence.

"Did you see the Tear-Partiers marched on Washington? They came to protest... everything."

by songsmith October 8, 2009