Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.
Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.
Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.
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Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.
Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.
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Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.
huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.
God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.
God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 06, 2019
Niddrie is a poor area of many council houses in Edinburgh, Scotland. It has a high unemployment rate with many of its residence unemployed, in the jail, taking drugs or just doing nothing.
During those rare Sunny days in Scotland the residents of Niddrie often just sit in the sun (after they get out of bed about midday). After about a week it's as if they have been on holiday.
When people in Niddrie are asked where they have been they reply this is a 'Niddrie Tan.
Simply they have nothing better to do than sit and do nothing but get a tan.
During those rare Sunny days in Scotland the residents of Niddrie often just sit in the sun (after they get out of bed about midday). After about a week it's as if they have been on holiday.
When people in Niddrie are asked where they have been they reply this is a 'Niddrie Tan.
Simply they have nothing better to do than sit and do nothing but get a tan.
I haven't been on holiday, I don't work so I just have a Niddrie Tan.
I got my Niddrie Tan from sitting in my front garden.
I got a Niddrie Tan from passing out in the street and woke up a few days later.
I take a lot of drugs and passed out in Niddrie, when I woke up I was tanned to fuck. It's a Niddrie Tan.
Police attend incident in Niddrie but blinded by the Niddrie Tan' s so back off.
Electrician attends a Job in Niddrie, told to safely disconnect mains power to sunbed as they don't need the power as they are going to get their Niddrie Tan
I got my Niddrie Tan from sitting in my front garden.
I got a Niddrie Tan from passing out in the street and woke up a few days later.
I take a lot of drugs and passed out in Niddrie, when I woke up I was tanned to fuck. It's a Niddrie Tan.
Police attend incident in Niddrie but blinded by the Niddrie Tan' s so back off.
Electrician attends a Job in Niddrie, told to safely disconnect mains power to sunbed as they don't need the power as they are going to get their Niddrie Tan
by Tapir Envy June 25, 2018
When ones skin is completely pale usually from playing an outrageous amount of video games for a long time period. They also don't like to go outside.
by stuisradical June 07, 2013
A tan line around someone’s eyes from wearing sunglasses in the sun for too long – which looks like Batman masks.
Boy : Umm...What’s up wid the “Batman Tan” you got going there?
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....
by poozies January 31, 2011
by yoeeehhhh February 21, 2011
The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.
So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.
So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.
by junkothegreat June 30, 2009
by blogz123 December 20, 2021