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Swing Set

A threesome where the girl is suspended from the ceiling by wrists and ankles. then one man swings her and another guy stands in front of her and lands his dick in her mouth. The switch on and off swinging, and doing.
dude, we gave that girl a mean swing set last night.
by DVR-310 December 11, 2006
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swing the bat

To move past simply flirting and actually make a physical move on your partner. Then, you move to the bases. Nothing can happen till you swing the bat.
"No shit you're still a virgin. Sure, you got game, but nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
by Cornelius Bethlaham October 8, 2014
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swinging hammer

A refernce in the Red Hot Chili Pepper's song "Dani California" possibly refering to Communism or being a Communist.
"Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer..."
by Robert Paulson July 9, 2006
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Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.
"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"
by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010
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Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
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swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.
Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.
by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019
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Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.
by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009
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