Swedish Omelette

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.

Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!

by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010

Swedish Beef

Extreme shred guitar and fret wankeray, or just any prime example of talent to come out of sweden.

"Man did you see that Yngwie Malmsteen, thats some mighty fine swedish beef!"

"Ibrahimovic is the swedish beef on Pro Evo. 5!"

by Tom Potter & Josh Dales December 9, 2008

Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

swedish nut lathe

AKA adjustable wrench, crescent spanner, monkey wrench or nut fucker.

technical properties: perfectly rounds of any edge on nut, bolt or cap.

-What happened to the bronze cap on that tank?
-i dont know but i saw the apprentice walking around with the 30" swedish nut lathe

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

Swedish Oar

The female performance of the masculine sexual act, the "Dutch Rudder". Much like the Dutch Rudder, each participant stands next to their partner and holds their arm at the elbow. The female places her fingers over her clitorus or inside of her vagina, and her partner "rows the oar" for her, thus completing the act of stimulation.

"Janette isn't gay, but when she's drunk she sometimes get girls to give her the Swedish Oar."

by Sean Sparks Solid September 13, 2009

Swedish Sardine

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.

That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.

by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010