suburbian

What people say when they think it makes them look smarter to add another syllable to suburban.

"I live in a suburbian area."
"Suburbian isn't a word."

by ftchacha March 28, 2009

Suburbia

A bit like my town by the sound of things. A Shitheap. Home of morons, degenerates and sociopaths or just neurotic, bored bastards like me.

See movies such as SubUrbia (1996), The 'Burbs (1989)...

by Nigel Tufnel December 26, 2004

suburban boredom

a boredom of such extremes that you simply want to punch yourself to make things more interesting. like being in the suburbs

school today had me caught with suburban boredom

by suburban boredom March 14, 2009

Suburbanitis

The condition in which one is so bored of their seemingly perfect suburban lifestyle to the point where they feel the need to rebel, do bad in school, etc. to fufil their boredom.

I'm so tired of this boring suburban town.

It sounds like you have suburbanitis.

by Chrys Flowers April 3, 2017

Typical Suburban Mom (TSM)

A Typical Suburban Mom drinks wine, joins “book club”, is involved in multiple carpools, and tries to keep up with the Joneses.

Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.

May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.

Tammy showed up in her designer activewear again. She's such a Typical Suburban Mom (TSM).

by onepoorman September 27, 2022

typical suburban white girl

Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.

"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."

"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*

"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"

by YourMyBitch June 1, 2014

Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005