The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

Suburban

Suburban is sub-urban, not quite the country not quite the city.

The area they described as having long, winding suburban roads wasn't anything like what they were describing 20 or 30 years ago, though if they got there or visited recently, they wouldn't know that. It was a city the size of Omaha or somewhere like Omaha, surrounded by small towns and long, winding country roads that few people if anybody lived on. If you went back one hundred years the city itself had been a small town in the middle of the country. It was only when people from suburban places like Florida and California wanted the area to look like where they were from and invested in making it look that way that it started to look more like Florida or California.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

suburban mom

ella

“ella you’re such a suburban mom”

by sjbchxkf dva March 26, 2022

Suburban Slalom

When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.

There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.

by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019

suburban ghetto

What the suburbs become when violence rates rise.

Tatyana: My homegirl just moved to Long Island with her parents.

Paris: Girl.. you mean the suburban ghetto?

by motorolamamii July 14, 2022

Suburban

A Coach USA company that buys lots of uncomfortable buses from Van Hool, then uses them to operate the long routes normally operated by Shortline when there are too many college students trying to travel for Shortline to accommodate them all.

After being stuck on Suburban buses for hours twice in one week at Thanksgiving, I think I want to take OurBus next Thanksgiving.

by D12434132 December 24, 2018

suburban bobblehead

An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .

Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick

by BigBuffarillaAss June 7, 2018