Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.

"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

suburban ghetto

What the suburbs become when violence rates rise.

Tatyana: My homegirl just moved to Long Island with her parents.

Paris: Girl.. you mean the suburban ghetto?

by motorolamamii July 14, 2022

suburban speedbump

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them

"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."

by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022

Suburban starbucks

A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters

Dammn that girls has a Suburban starbucks and some nice tats

by Markozemx August 10, 2022

Suburban Dictionary

A subpar version of the Urban Dictionary.

You use the Suburban Dictionary? What a pleb.

by hi,no September 18, 2022

suburban moshpit

When the rotisserie chickens at Costco are being put out, and the Karens and Kyles fight to get one.

As soon as the Costco put out fresh rotisserie chickens, a Suburban Moshpit broke out!

by sicha_beast September 29, 2022

Suburban Rapunzel

A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.

These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.

Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.

"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."

by PizzaSubCombo October 12, 2022