Suburbagirth

The weight a person puts on when he moves to a more sedentary, surburban life

"Have you seen Tom since he bought his house?"
"Oh yeah - and you should see the suburbagirth he's got on him!"

by Hartless April 23, 2009

Suburban Saturday

At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.

Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.

by Burban Blumkin April 12, 2011

suburban-sexual

Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.

I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.

by cookinginchucks February 3, 2015

suburban loyalty

A term used to describe an individual who is only loyal if it benefits them or they are on good terms with the other party. Created by Danny Roberts

Danny: my friend snitched me out to the police so they wouldn't think he did anything

Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty

by D.R.333 August 7, 2019

Suburban Thesaurus

A book of synonyms for people who live in between a city and a farm.

"Can I use the urban dictionary to look up a synonym for the word catastrophic?" "No, you're in between a city and a farm, and a dictionary is not used for synonyms. Use this Suburban Thesaurus."

by NittanyLionFan_:) December 7, 2020

Suburbs dictionary

not urban dictionary

man 1: wow dude did you get that from urban dictionary
man 2: no, i got it from suburbs dictionary

by not jaybycakes January 24, 2021

Suburban Warrior

A person from the suburbs who acts gangster. They act hard even though they grew up with 2 loving parents and a million dollar house. Usually this person acts tough online but gets bitched in real life.

Tired of all these suburban warriors saying slide for von

by YRGCummies September 6, 2021