stomp johnson

1. A beat down. When someone has been thrashed in a fight. When there is no question who one a fight.

2.When one team beats another team by a large margin, can be used with any sport but most likely to be used with football.

1. person 1: Yo, did you see Eric's eye?
person 2: Yeah, they put the stomp johnson on him
person 1: It looked like 4 dudes went to his ass.
person 2: Nope, it was only 1, a pitiful stomp johnson
person 1: Yup, that's an L

2. person 1: How 'bout them Cowboys?
person 2: What about 'em?
person 1: You just mad they put the stomp johnson on the
Patriots last night.

by Douglas Teel November 9, 2007

frog stomping

the sexual position where the girl has her ass in the air, face down, and the guy is standing over her with his legs in front of her banging her with a downward stroke using a frog-like squatting motion. This may involve having to hold your penis directly downward, which may be painful depending on how well endowed you are. Very common position in low budget porn.

His well defined legs were not a product of the gym. They were from the frequent frog stomping that he gave his old lady.

by T-Mot January 31, 2008

shrew stompers

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.

...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.

by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007

western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

by airchurro January 2, 2018

Stomped Out

To be beaten/pushed to the floor and for someone/people to kick you into unconsciousness. (Usually in the head)

Rochelle: Ayo, did you see them niggaz split that poor white boys wig last night?

Shaniqua: Hell yeah girl, he got mu'fukin stomped OUT!

by East-New-York00121 January 7, 2011

stomp-around

noun. derogatory

1. a promiscuous man without regard for dignity or decency

verb

1. (for the man) to engage in sexual relations with numerous sexual partners without regard for dignity or decency

Chase is such a dirty stomp-around!

I'm really looking forward to my trip to Vegas, so I can stomp-around with reckless abandon.

by Conway Stern December 19, 2013

curb stomp

to put anothers upper jaw on a curb and proceed to stomp the shit out of their head.

you deserve to be curb stomped

by Anonymous June 11, 2003