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Seattle Storm

While receiving a blow job from your girl, you ejaculate into her mouth, and she stands up and sputters it out over you in the fashion of a lawn sprinkler.

Grab your umbrella.
James: Angela surprised me with a Seattle Storm last night.

Ryan: I hope you brought your rain Poncho!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
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Cum Storm

A ‘cum blizzardcaused when a male ejaculates onto a spinning fan
Joe: And for my finishing move i did a cum storm
Jack: damn bro, what the fuck man
by Multiple penis man July 26, 2021
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Being A Storm

Being A Storm is one of, if not, the most insulting thing you can say about someone. It means to be a furry and a faggot at the same time, as well as being a degenerate to top it all off.
by Literally Fucking God March 5, 2023
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storm eunice

by storm eunice December 4, 2022
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Storm Porn

Televised potential and current catastrophic weather such as tornados, tropical storms, hurricanes, floods, and windstorms.
Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!
by Runitdude September 3, 2019
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baby storm

A baby storm is the male version of a baby shower. It is held so that single male friends can participate in the baby experience. Contrary to a baby shower, no gifts are given, rather the event should highlight that the father has thrown his life away and will be changing diapers and cleaning vomit while his friends will be living it up at fancy restaurants with hot chicks and casual sex. As such, every effort should be made to incorporate those lost vices into the storm.
We are going out for a steak dinner before we hit the club tonight for Jimmy's baby storm. We will end the night with at some strip club or with some hookers
by sanhedrin July 27, 2010
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storm chips

Potato chips purchased by Canadian Maritimers in preparation for a winter storm.
“They’re calling for a meter tonight, I’ve gotta head to Shoppers and NSLC for Storm Chips and some Keith’s.”
by LadyWynd December 15, 2019
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